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ceiling

He proposed putting a 3 hour ceiling on gaming time.
by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2009
mugGet the ceilingmug.

dweeb

Shut the hell up you dweeb.
by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2008
mugGet the dweebmug.

Gridlock

a blockage of something (from the severe road traffic stalling situation)
The gridlock in Web traffic is due to the worm's payload.
by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010
mugGet the Gridlockmug.

Catholic twins

siblings born within 12 months of each other
Most likely, those two are catholic twins.
by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2011
mugGet the Catholic twinsmug.

balloon

1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin
If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.
by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2011
mugGet the balloonmug.

grapevine

1. an unofficial source of rumors or news

2. formal dance move characterized by side steps and stepping across the support foot
Learned of the accusations from the grapevine.
mugGet the grapevinemug.

Jack Mormon

1. A person who associates with The Latter Day saints but is not one of them

2. A Latter Day saint who does not practice or observer the customs and beliefs of The Latter Day Saints
He's the local Jack Mormon of the town.
by The Return Of Light Joker November 27, 2007
mugGet the Jack Mormonmug.

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