wheel

the steering wheel of a car and thus the control of the car
I'm not feeling well enough to drive. The wheel is yours today.
by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2010
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locks

His locks made him stand out like a sore thumb.
by The Return of Light Joker June 08, 2011
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off-the-shelf

readily available form retail sources
No more off-the-shelf water filters for me.
by The Return of Light Joker July 09, 2010
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Zack Morris Phone

an early mobile phone known mainly for for it's bulky size(from a character in the sitcoms Good Morning and Saved By the Bell, known for using this type of phone)
How the hell can anyone fit a Zack morris phone on their belt.
by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2008
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clay eater

a very poor uneducated person, especially one from the southern United States
He thought he was about to meet a clay eater, but that turned out not to be the case.
by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2011
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hard core

1. extreme, unmitigated

2. explicit, especially in a pornographic way
He turned into a hard core marine after a month among them.
by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2009
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cocktail

a cigarette with multiple drugs (especially illegal or ill prescribed one's)
That cocktail is sure to hurt later on.
by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2009
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