The return of light Joker's definitions

until the cows come home

after or for a very long time

He'll be making bad choices until the cows come home if you don't advise him on how to do this.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2009

Spritzer

a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne)

I ain't having another spritzer.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008

pileup

a collision involving numerous motor vehicles

There is a nasty pileup on the highway.

by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2009

spike

1. to add alcohol or any intoxicating to a drink that does not have any when first purchased.

2.to rise to a high level quickly

3. to strike a volleyball upward so that it is more likely to hit the ground

Someone tried to spike the smoothie mix.

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2009

jock

1. a radio program host

2. an athlete(while it is ultimately from an old slang term for the penis, it may have been influenced the term for the high-schoold stereotype)

3. a support garnment for male athletes

That jock is trying to start a fight with everyone.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 24, 2007

yo-yo

1. an indecisive person

2. to be indecisive

3. a stupid or obnoxious person

4. a sexually promiscuous person(from the notion that the such a person has so much indiscriminate sex that their pants go up and down like a yo-yo)

He must be the biggest yo-yo ever.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2008

mouthpiece

1. a lawyer

2, a spokesperson, a spokesman or woman

The Mouthpiece for the government lied about what happened.

by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2008