The return of light Joker's definitions

9-5

1. the typical job

2. the hours of a typical job

He works at your basic 9-5.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

hacker

it means u stole someones acc... n in this case.... e-mail acc.

i'm a hacker. I hacked The Return of Light Joker's e-mail.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2009

x-mas

christmas(supposedly used to be secular)

X-mas is over, get up and get your ass ready.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

3rd degree

a session of questioning especially a long or harsh one

My mom gave me the 3rd degree when she saw the stain on the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2008

Quitter

someone who gives up to easily in the face of adversity

I am not a quitter. I can do this.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2008

yo-yo

1. an indecisive person

2. to be indecisive

3. a stupid or obnoxious person

4. a sexually promiscuous person(from the notion that the such a person has so much indiscriminate sex that their pants go up and down like a yo-yo)

He must be the biggest yo-yo ever.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2008

San Quentin quail

a girl under the legal age of consent(from the name of a California state penitentiary)

Don't even think about getting into her pants, because she's a San Quentin quail.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2008