tripe

contemptible or worthless material(from a term for the stomache lining of an animal used for food as such foodsuffs are held in low regard)

If you really think you need this tripe you need a life.

by The Return of Light Joker July 02, 2009

on paper

solely by reputation or abstract report, theoretically

The idea may work on paper but will not be so simple in real life.

by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2008

Grand Central Station

a crowded or busy place (from the Grand Central Train terminal in New York)

The house was like Grand Central Station today.

by The Return of Light Joker July 22, 2009

underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

by The Return of Light Joker December 01, 2010

night person

someone who works at night or perfers to be up at night

I stay up late. but I am no night person.

by The Return of Light Joker December 04, 2007

lip lock

1. a kiss

2. to kiss someone

She tried to give me a lip lock, but I knew it was not safe.

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2007

jack of all trades

a person who is good at many things but has no particular specialty (often with master of none at the end)

My friend was a jack of all trades.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2008