The return of Light Joker's definitions

revamp

to improve by remaking something

I think it's a waste of time to revamp an intercom that we don't use anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2011

Apple tax

the steeper price paid for Apple products in comparison to the equally effective products of competitors.

The Apple tax hits users in the wallet.

by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2011

bozo filter

a desirable but non existant device that would automatically exclude from the network, anyone known to do things that lead to problems

He would still be to cheap to afford a bozo filter if it existed.

by The Return of Light Joker February 1, 2010

E

Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, an illegal hallucinogenic and stimulant drug

That E can do more harm to you than you might think.

by The Return of Light Joker November 29, 2010

dog and pony show

an elaborately staged activity, performance, presentation, or event designed to sway or convince people (from a derisive term for a small circus)

Power point was originally used by buisnesses to create a dog and pony show.

by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2008

sprout

a child, especially a baby

She has one sprout too many.

by The Return of Light Joker March 22, 2008

big O

1. an orgasm, a sexual climax

2. opium

Once I reach the big O, there is no turning back.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 26, 2007