The return of Light Joker's definitions

nag

1. to complain

2. an old, worn, and useless horse

3. a person who complains

Don't nag over stuff like that, it only makes me feel more like putting it off.

by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2009

jelly-on-springs

bouncing or quivering female breasts and/or buttocks

She was a bit nervous about her jelly-on-springs getting unwanted attention.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2010

peel

1. to undress

2. to steal a motor vehicle

3. to leave

don't peel in front of me like that.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2009

game over

a situation has ended unsuccessfully

If he gets away, it's game over for the credibility of the police chief.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2009

give up the ghost

to die, to succumb

If he does give up the ghost, love will never be the same.

by The Return of Light Joker March 1, 2009

zipper morals

loose morals, implies that the person has an excessive desire and willingness to unzip one's fly

Judging by his mannerisms, that guy probably has zipper morals.

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2010

spare tire

a bulge of fat around the waist

I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009