The return of Light Joker's definitions

artillery

1. a handgun or any other weapon, especially one carried by a criminal

2. a drug users hypodermic syringe

That artillery is not a good sign.

by The Return of Light Joker August 7, 2009

wire

a concealed recording device worn by someone for listening in on a conversation

I don't think he had any wire for any third party to listen to.

by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2008

gospel

absolute truth (from a term for a message expected to trigger a positive reaction, in turn derived from the name of the first section of the New testament in the bible)

Today we have too many people who mistake urban legends for gospel.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2011

plums

the testicles

Make sure you don't hit the plums of your opponent in the ring.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010

sit-in

the occupying of an area by a large group of protesters, effectively blocking an area off to a particular person or people until removal by force or the achievement of the goal (popularized in The U.S. by the Civil Rights Movement)

The sit-in made more sense than burning flags.

by The Return of Light Joker November 19, 2010

red eye

1. a cup of coffee with an extra shot of expresso

2. an airline flight, especially one from coast to coast, that
begins late at night and ends in the morning.

3. cheap, strong whiskey.

I bet he's going for a red eye.

by The Return of Light Joker January 4, 2011

ammo

1. ammunition

2. info that can be used in a campaign or debate

3. toilet paper

We need more ammo again.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2009