The return of Light Joker's definitions

Cover story

1. a plausible account used to excuse the presence of a spy

2. any alibi

That was probably just cover story they tried to give me.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2010

7-11

slang for the convenience store 7-Eleven

I ain't going to 7-11 just to get lunch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2008

vicious circle

a series of unsatisfactory events that leads to another such series of events and and so on

If The vicious circle continues, the world as we know it may cease to exist.

by The Return of Light Joker February 12, 2009

woodpecker of mars

fly agaric, a poisonous and hallucinogenic mushroom.

He was in the emergency room thanks to the woodpecker of mars.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2010

Kamikaze

Violent, reckless, suicidal, and self destructive (from the suicide attacks that the Japanese fighter pilots launched on American vehicles if they felt they were going to lose a fight)

This guy thought his Kamikaze strategy would usher in sucess for the team, but he was wrong.

by The Return of Light Joker June 6, 2009

hi-jinks

unihibited mischief, capers and pranks

I have had enough of these hi-jinks.

by The return of light Joker November 5, 2007

go commando

to go without wearing any underwear under ones out clothes (distinguished by is being applicable to both genders as opposed to freeball which is used exclusively for males)

I do not think I could go commando on a regular basis. I could not get used to it.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008