Definitions by The only smart person in the world

valentines day 

A Day created by Satan and the greeting card companies.

Satan:Hmmm... how can I make the world an even worse place, Hmm... I KNOW! I'll make a day to make all single people feel like shit by pretending it's about love.
Greeting card company: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! we'll call it valentines Day.

valentines day by the only smart person in the world February 18, 2007

said the serpent to the snake 

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"

Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

said the serpent to the snake by The only smart person in the world April 13, 2006

bonus stages 

Definition 1: an exact Level on a video game.
Definition 2: an extremly funny webtoon you can find at bonusstages.com

Definition 2: Joel: my latest invention can make pancakes walk.
Phil: what the hell is the point of that?
Random dude who isn't in the show: I love bonus stages

bonus stages by the only smart person in the world April 9, 2006

the fat one 

The fat one is the proverbial "big, fat cock," usually used to describe something bad, often added on to "sucks" or "blows".

1:That song blows the fat one
2:this party sucks the fat one
3:it licked the fat one

the fat one by the only smart person in the world February 2, 2006

the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.

I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.

the funky monkey dance by the only smart person in the world January 27, 2006

lady picture show 

a totally awesome song by stone temple pilots off "tiny music".

Karen: what's your favorite stone temple pilots song?
Julie: Lady Picture show.

lady picture show by the only smart person in the world January 27, 2006