Fanfiction

Fan-made stories that often have the same plot. The main character falls in love, gets his/her heart broken, falls into depression, eventually falls back in love with the same person that “broke his/her heart” and maybe even some sex, then if we’re lucky, we’ll get a sequel where this repeats. The fanfiction could be based on a celebrity, a movie, a video game or even another book that’ll end up getting ruined.

Person #1: Hey, was that you who said you liked Naruto?
Person #2: Yeah, why?
Person #1: You should check out this awesome fanfiction.
Person #2: What’s it called?
Person #1: Naruto x Poof: A Love Story
Person #2: Wait a minute! Poof from Fairly Oddparents?
Person #1: Yeah.
Person #2: *Pukes*

by The only name not in use August 27, 2018

Cats

Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.

Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!

This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

You know

A very overused phase people say 500 times a sentence that gets annoying after 10 straight minutes. There is only one reason why they might be doing it, and it’s because they for some reason think it’s cute. It’s as simple as that.

Person #1: You know, you know, you know, you know.
Person #2: No, I don’t know, and I don’t care to know, so please stop talking.

by The only name not in use September 07, 2018

Beliebers

A fanbase of psychotic, perverted, close-minded, slutty 13 year olds that worship Justina Beaver like she’s God and act like she’s the hottest, most precious thing to ever grace the Earth. They will usually cover up every bad thing she does by saying they’re just rumours when she was caught doing 95% of them on camera and if you say anything even remotely critical about their idol, they’ll start sending you death threats.

I heard that if Justina was to shoot somebody, she’d still have Beliebers kissing her ass.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Sexy

Or in other words, Adam Gontier.

Jk please pretend you didn’t see this.

PS. That last part was a lie. Adam Gontier is still sexy. c:

by The only name not in use July 29, 2018

Just sayin’

A phrase used by 12 year old girls that think it’s cute. It can be used at the end of any insult.

Jackass: You’re gay, just sayin’.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Swag

A dumb slang word that try hards mostly consisting of little kids between ages 10-14 say because they think it’s cute.

Jackass: lol eym liek swagalicious! Ey gawt liek so much sweg!

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018