Cats

Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.

Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!

This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Alcoholic

A person addicted to alcoholic beverages... Maybe a little too addicted.

Guy: Where are you going?
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

DaddyOFive fans

10 year olds with an IQ starting with a negative who constantly defend DaddyOFive, a YouTuber who emotionally abused his kids for views until their channel thankfully got shut down and had 2 of his kids taken away, most likely enjoy the sound of little kids crying, twist stories, throw temper tantrums when a sane person says they don’t like or even agree with them and claim it was fake when the stepmother has even said herself in interviews that of their videos were real.

Sane person: They should start treating their kids better.

Your typical DaddyOFive fan: Oh my god! How dare you insult my favourite YouTuber!!! DaddyOFive fans for life!

Sane person: I can’t wait to see you cringe at this when your age has more than 1 digit in it...

by The only name not in use August 18, 2018

Toy Story 2

The second film of the Toy Story franchise, also known as one of those movies you can watch a million times and still end up forgetting what even happened.

Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Toy Story 2?
Guy #2: WTF! That exists?

by The only name not in use August 27, 2018

Swag

A dumb slang word that try hards mostly consisting of little kids between ages 10-14 say because they think it’s cute.

Jackass: lol eym liek swagalicious! Ey gawt liek so much sweg!

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Like

Definition #1: Comparing two or more things.
Definition #2: The enjoyment of something.
Definition #3: A word people (usually teenagers) overuse because they think it’s cute.

Definition #1: Butterscotch tastes like dog shit. (Jk plz don’t hurt me)
Definition #2: I like when people use words properly.
Definition #3: OMG! I like saw Justin Bieber like 2 weeks ago and I was like, “OMG Justin! You like really need to like dump your like hoe of a girlfriend and be with me instead, and he was like, “Ew! Why would I wanna date a bleached whale?” It like really hurt my feelings!

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Barry Stock

Barry Stock is the lead guitarist in the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.

Barry Stock kicks ass!

by The only name not in use July 29, 2018