Guy: Hey I defeated Browser in (insert random Mario game)
Other guy: Are you dumb? It's Bowser, not browser.
Other guy: Are you dumb? It's Bowser, not browser.
by The king of the Doritos June 22, 2020

"Not even the Younglings survived!"
by The king of the Doritos February 10, 2020

Guy 1: What is this?
Guy 2: A triangle.
*Plays the triangle*
Triangle: Ting Ling ting ling ting ling ting ling...
Guy 1: Ayy Lmao idk why is this rythm funny?
Guy 2: It's because we are retarded.
Guy 1: xDDDDD
Guy 2: A triangle.
*Plays the triangle*
Triangle: Ting Ling ting ling ting ling ting ling...
Guy 1: Ayy Lmao idk why is this rythm funny?
Guy 2: It's because we are retarded.
Guy 1: xDDDDD
by The king of the Doritos April 22, 2019

Gigachad
He's the king of the town
With a swagger so cool, he never frowns
He's got the moves and he's got the style
Gigachad's here, gonna make you smile :)
Weed!!! Weed!!! Gigachad loves his green
Roll it up and share it with the team
No worries in the world when he's high
Gigachad is all about the good vibes
Gigachad! Gigachad!
Always on the rise with his weed an his charm, he mesmerizes
Gigachad! It's the Gigachad!
Living carefree in his world of peace and harmony
He's the king of the town
With a swagger so cool, he never frowns
He's got the moves and he's got the style
Gigachad's here, gonna make you smile :)
Weed!!! Weed!!! Gigachad loves his green
Roll it up and share it with the team
No worries in the world when he's high
Gigachad is all about the good vibes
Gigachad! Gigachad!
Always on the rise with his weed an his charm, he mesmerizes
Gigachad! It's the Gigachad!
Living carefree in his world of peace and harmony
Dude #1: Hey man what's up
Dude #2: Doing good. Hey, look at that dude over there
Dude #1: OMG it's Gigachad!!
Gigachad: Hey dudes, y'all want some weed?
Dude #1 and #2: Of course bro, you're so nice
Gigachad: I've gotta spread peace and harmony, you're all my bros.
Dude #1: The great Gigachad, always sharing his weed and making the world better
Dude #2: Yeah
Dude #2: Doing good. Hey, look at that dude over there
Dude #1: OMG it's Gigachad!!
Gigachad: Hey dudes, y'all want some weed?
Dude #1 and #2: Of course bro, you're so nice
Gigachad: I've gotta spread peace and harmony, you're all my bros.
Dude #1: The great Gigachad, always sharing his weed and making the world better
Dude #2: Yeah
by The king of the Doritos July 12, 2024

1- Hangover but written by retards.
2- Sexual practice from Argentina. It consists of giving a blowjob to a bearded man while you hang upside down.
2- Sexual practice from Argentina. It consists of giving a blowjob to a bearded man while you hang upside down.
1- Man #1: "yo dude i had a hagov"
Man #2: "Either you're still drunk or you're fucking retarded. It's hangover."
2- Argentine man #1: "Hice el Hagov con Guillermo" ("I did the Hagov with Guillermo")
Argentine man #2: "Sos hagovero ahora? Que grande trolo sos" ("You're a hagovero now? What a big faggot you are")
Man #2: "Either you're still drunk or you're fucking retarded. It's hangover."
2- Argentine man #1: "Hice el Hagov con Guillermo" ("I did the Hagov with Guillermo")
Argentine man #2: "Sos hagovero ahora? Que grande trolo sos" ("You're a hagovero now? What a big faggot you are")
by The king of the Doritos July 30, 2025

Enlightened person 1: May I ask "Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent
by The king of the Doritos July 04, 2020
