Definitions by The king of the Doritos

Gigachad 

Gigachad
He's the king of the town
With a swagger so cool, he never frowns
He's got the moves and he's got the style
Gigachad's here, gonna make you smile :)

Weed!!! Weed!!! Gigachad loves his green
Roll it up and share it with the team
No worries in the world when he's high
Gigachad is all about the good vibes
Gigachad! Gigachad!
Always on the rise with his weed an his charm, he mesmerizes
Gigachad! It's the Gigachad!
Living carefree in his world of peace and harmony

Dude #1: Hey man what's up
Dude #2: Doing good. Hey, look at that dude over there
Dude #1: OMG it's Gigachad!!
Gigachad: Hey dudes, y'all want some weed?
Dude #1 and #2: Of course bro, you're so nice
Gigachad: I've gotta spread peace and harmony, you're all my bros.
Dude #1: The great Gigachad, always sharing his weed and making the world better
Dude #2: Yeah

Gigachad by The king of the Doritos July 12, 2024

Broly 

The actual father of Trunks

Broly: Trunks, I am your father
Trunks: oh ok
Bulma: NOOOOOOOOOO
Vegeta: WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

Broly by The king of the Doritos December 26, 2020

"Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh 

The greatest and most complex version of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask "Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

"Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh 

The greatest and most complex variation of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?

Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020

Browser 

Bowser but written by retards

Guy: Hey I defeated Browser in (insert random Mario game)
Other guy: Are you dumb? It's Bowser, not browser.

Browser by The king of the Doritos June 22, 2020

Younglings 

a killing target for Anakin Skywalker

"Not even the Younglings survived!"

Younglings by The king of the Doritos February 10, 2020

white nigga 

a Nigga whom'st is white.
White niggas usually can't say the word Nigga

White nigga: nigga
Nigga nigga: wtf m8 u can't say that.

white nigga by The king of the Doritos September 16, 2019