The king of the Doritos's definitions

white nigga

a Nigga whom'st is white.
White niggas usually can't say the word Nigga

White nigga: nigga
Nigga nigga: wtf m8 u can't say that.

by The king of the Doritos September 16, 2019

Browser

Bowser but written by retards

Guy: Hey I defeated Browser in (insert random Mario game)
Other guy: Are you dumb? It's Bowser, not browser.

by The king of the Doritos June 22, 2020

Younglings

a killing target for Anakin Skywalker

"Not even the Younglings survived!"

by The king of the Doritos February 10, 2020

Ting Ling

The sound of a triangle

Guy 1: What is this?
Guy 2: A triangle.
*Plays the triangle*
Triangle: Ting Ling ting ling ting ling ting ling...
Guy 1: Ayy Lmao idk why is this rythm funny?
Guy 2: It's because we are retarded.
Guy 1: xDDDDD

by The king of the Doritos April 22, 2019

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh

The greatest and most complex variation of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?

Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020

Hagov

1- Hangover but written by retards.

2- Sexual practice from Argentina. It consists of giving a blowjob to a bearded man while you hang upside down.

1- Man #1: "yo dude i had a hagov"
Man #2: "Either you're still drunk or you're fucking retarded. It's hangover."

2- Argentine man #1: "Hice el Hagov con Guillermo" ("I did the Hagov with Guillermo")
Argentine man #2: "Sos hagovero ahora? Que grande trolo sos" ("You're a hagovero now? What a big faggot you are")

by The king of the Doritos July 30, 2025