The ham 's definitions

nibble on my bacon

The act of performing oral sex.

"I got that new chick from work to come over and nibble on my bacon the other night."

by the ham January 29, 2006

nut bat

someone that hangs around another person, like bats hang upside down from a cave, so much that they seem to just be on that persons nuts all the time.

Yasmin has hanging around the office with Keith all day. She's just like a nut bat.

by the ham October 25, 2005

butt cookies

human waste released from the anus.

John went to the bathroom and dropped some butt cookies in the toilet.

by the ham October 25, 2005

champing out

The ability for one person to have sex with another person for an extremely long period of time while making a lot of noise.

Dude, Nick was need do with his girl last night champing out.

by the ham October 25, 2005

man puddy

A man that is completely controlled by his girlfriend and can not maintain a social life outside of her reach.

Mike used to be cool and hangout with the boys, now he's just man puddy.

by the ham October 26, 2005

on them drinks

disorientation caused by drinking

Watchman keeps forgetting what he just did because he's always on them drinks.

by the ham October 27, 2005

grinch effect

a chick that looks good from behind but when she turns around she looks like the grinch (that stole christmas).

I was in the club last night and being on those drink had me hooked on this chick until the grinch effect kicked in.

by the ham October 27, 2005