Sex/Virgin Bracelet

A Rubberband one wears around their wrist that when broken requires a good night of sweaty fun with the person who breaks it. (used at college campus's in the summer)
Joe slammed Gina after breaking her Sex Bracelet.
by The Dude October 19, 2003
mugGet the Sex/Virgin Bracelet mug.

maximum funness

n. 1. The state of receiving the utmost enjoyment from foreign influences by successfully equalizing all levels of intoxicants in one's system. 2. The title of an awesome album by the band Facemaker, check them out at www.facemaker.org
Last weekend we strove for maximum funness and finally peaked after the two forties we picked up on the way home from the show.
by The Dude January 20, 2005
mugGet the maximum funness mug.

Gary Moore

To have sex simulateously with 100 sweaty tramps on a piss stained mattress
Why are you walking like that, did you have a Gary Moore last night or something?
by The Dude November 25, 2004
mugGet the Gary Moore mug.

Cluster Fuck

All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.
John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention.
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked
by The Dude February 27, 2005
mugGet the Cluster Fuck mug.

shyza

literally means shit. i think its in german.
i busted a shyza at school today. it was quite messy.

oh SHYZA i forgot to FLUSH AFTERWARDS!
by the DUde October 26, 2004
mugGet the shyza mug.

glamer

GLamer, pronounced lamer, with a G

A Stoned pronounciation of Lamer
duuuuudee ur such a glamerr...
by The Dude April 05, 2004
mugGet the glamer mug.

the wood

Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."
Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game

In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.

Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.
by The Dude March 24, 2005
mugGet the the wood mug.