A Rubberband one wears around their wrist that when broken requires a good night of sweaty fun with the person who breaks it. (used at college campus's in the summer)
by The Dude October 19, 2003

n. 1. The state of receiving the utmost enjoyment from foreign influences by successfully equalizing all levels of intoxicants in one's system. 2. The title of an awesome album by the band Facemaker, check them out at www.facemaker.org
Last weekend we strove for maximum funness and finally peaked after the two forties we picked up on the way home from the show.
by The Dude January 20, 2005

by The Dude November 25, 2004

All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.
John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention.
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked
by The Dude February 27, 2005

by the DUde October 26, 2004


Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."
Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game
In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.
Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.
In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.
Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.
by The Dude March 24, 2005
