Definitions by The cocks

Reding 

A male that masterbates with the sole intention of ejaculating and hiding his own chil with said Jizz.

Hey look at that guy, either he pulled a reding or he has mayonnaise on his chin!

Reding by The cocks August 3, 2022

Reding 

A male that masturbates with the only intention to ejaculate and hit himself in his Own chin with his semen.

Check that guy out over there. Either he has mayonnaise on his chin, ore he pulled a reding on himself.

Reding by The cocks July 19, 2022

Wyoming Ranch Hand 

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!

I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time

Wyoming Ranch Hand by The cocks July 19, 2022

The Dry Dock 

The act of turning off the water to a toilet, then flushing the water out of bowl and tank. After this is accomplished, take you poop in said dry commode.

I did the Dry Dock to that bitch Tami before I left her house. It's going to take a jackhammer to get that shit off the bowl!

The Dry Dock by The cocks December 12, 2019