Urban dick

When your dick is so black, it's urban it's super rare only 82 people has it, the downside is that ur dick just randomly shouts: lmao I'm super duper black, nigga, it's annoying

Random guy: hi
Me: lmao I has an urban dick
Random guy: proceeds to walk away
Me: *whispers to self* this is why I'm antisocial

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

Origami killer

The origami killer is a character in the video game heavy rain, he is not revealed until the end of the game, he is murderer who tricks kids by wearing a police uniform, into trapping them into an area of water, until the rain comes down, having them drown, the origami killer is Scott Shelby

Shaun: help

Origami Killer: no

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

uncl

You misspelled uncle dumbass

You: Hey, uncl,
Uncle: what? Btw I'm goin to rape you

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

tranabaion

A word from the future: meaning a communist father, communist fartheres are very common in the future, 67% of all fathers are tranabaions, in the far future the word father got completely erased

Crush: I wish my father wasn't tranabaion.....
Me: *trying to impress* my father is dead

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

Bad pancake

Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.
Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."

Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."

Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.
Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."

Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."

by The classic memer July 28, 2018

Ashley meow ass

This word is from the future, you most likely won't get it, Im sorry, but I can't define it yet, if I do it will cause the universe to delete all memes, we don't want that to happedn

Meme god from future 1: Ashley meow ass hot chocolate
Meme god from future 2: lol that shit died a while ago, your tranabaion is homo
Meme god from future 1: lmao

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

Red dead redempton

You were trying to type red dead Redemption, but you misspelled it, you see an urban dictionary, so you clicked on it.

Guy: I hope red dead redempton 2 comes out soon
Guy 2: lmao what

Guy 1: *redemption
Guy 2: oh ok lol
Guy 3: what u talking about
Guy 3: *MURDERS GUY 1 AND GUY 2*
Guy 3: lmao, what
Guy 3: talk bitch
Guy 4: despacito

by The classic memer July 25, 2018