MAC-10

A weapon for true dog-shit Cold War players for EZ HAHA SO BAD kills.

Guy 1: “hey, what SMG is your favorite to use?”
Guy 2: “the MAC-10!”
Guy 1: *loads illegal 416-C* “you’re a danger to society, and must be fucking GAME-ENDED.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns May 29, 2021

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023

The violence has escalated

It means you’re fucked.

“The violence has escalated.”

“ ✅ OK”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns May 29, 2021

The chaos legion

A band of tank fish (master of virginity, roblox youtuber.) sponsored toxic fucking legends that give 0 shits about you and will raid your game with no reason to.

A virgin: “Aw fuck. John, the chaos legion raided the game again.”
John, secretly in the chaos legion: “G O O D.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns May 29, 2021

Indignity

Getting turned into a cum-colored latex cat girl

“Bruh I got the white latex cat girl again.”
“Shit, that’s a lot of indignity.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns September 24, 2021

Changed

Changed is an RPG/Indy “don’t get raped to death by furries” game. As a furry, I can say this with utmost confidence. This game is a goddamn HENTAI GOLDMINE! Looking to make hentai? Search “changed”, and abuse the shit out of your pencil, and then, your dick and/or pussy!

Changed is a furry Indy game made by dragonsnow.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns September 21, 2021

Deagle

A gun of legends among CS:GO players. (Aside from the AWP)

Guy 1: “Yo rush B, they’re low on ammo.”
Guy 2: “fuck that, it’s a glock vs a Deagle.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 15, 2021