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Simp

An unwise man who clings to a girl whom he likes for attention.
Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.
by The best definition inventor February 17, 2020
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Keegan

A guy who really can be your friend. However, he annoys people too, with his lame yo mama jokes. He listens to a lot of rap music, especially Tyler, the Creator.
Me: Keegan, what are you doing?

Keegan: Yo mama.
by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020
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Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp
by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020
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