The bad guy 's definitions

gofmp

Get off my phone

gofmp means to tell someone to get off your phone

Ex: get off my phone bruh you’re annoying.

by The bad guy June 22, 2019

da vinci code

A fictional book that many Christian fundamentalists have tried to disprove despite the fact that it is a FICTIONAL BOOK.

Christians are so paranoid about The Da Vinci Code.

by The Bad Guy December 14, 2008

kevin federline

Currently the #1 reason why eugenics must be implemented as soon as possible. If you don't know what eugenics is, look it up.

The last thing we need is dumb wiggers like kevin federline breeding with dumb bitches like britney spears. Sterilize these fuckers already.

by The Bad Guy December 14, 2008

church

The best cure for insomnia.

Can't sleep? Go to church.

by The Bad Guy December 12, 2008

christian rock

Ironically one of the most soulless genres of music ever.

Person 1: Hey, you should listen to the new CD I just bought.
Person 2: Really? I'm hoping it will be original. What are the songs about? Are they about real-world issues and humanity's relationship with one another or something creative in that manner?
Person 1: No, they're about Jesus. 54 minutes and 17 seconds of JESUS. It's Christian rock.
Person 2: ...

by The Bad Guy December 9, 2008

creationism

The belief that you know more about science than an actual scientist.

I think creationism is a fact and evolution is JUST A THEORY. Kind of like how the Sears tower is JUST a little bigger than a phone booth.

by The Bad Guy December 9, 2008

creationist

A person who thinks he/she knows more about science than an actual scientist.

I'm a good little God-fearing creationist and I believe evolution is a lie. I'm going to get in my CAR, go to the grocery store and buy FROZEN FOOD, go buy MEDICINE for my sick wife, go fill up my car with GASOLINE, go pay my ELECTRICITY and HEATING bill, and then I'll go home to my COMPUTER and complain on the INTERNET to the world about HOW EVIL SCIENCE IS!

by The Bad Guy February 7, 2007