Pyro

Something that hundreds of kids call themselves. Thay are NOT pyros. Pyromania is a mental illness where the person sets things on fire or explodes things for satisfaction. Like all manias, it acts as an addiction and pyromaniacs will feel uncomfortable and uneasy. Thay won't be able to sleep or stay calm. Just because you carry a lighter around that doesn't make you a pyro.

Person: LOL! I am such a pyro, Ohmagawd!, this one time I, like, burned a leaf.

You: I hope you die in a car wreck.

by The Zookeeper September 04, 2005

Bob

A name that people name imaginary people, or call themselves. They think it is the funniest thing ever, when it is actually just stupid. These people should not be encouraged. They should be stabbed in the eye instead.

Person 1 (giggly and laughy): Hey, my name is Bob.
Person 2: *sets Person 1 on fire*

by The Zookeeper August 28, 2005

The Gauntlet

A fictional place where you tell people you will send them to be punished or send them to compete. The Gauntlet, although strcitly imaginary, is like an arena with traps, like giant balls that chase after you and spikes that come from the floor. It is used as a comical threat that doesn't really mean anything.

Ms. Middlebrooks was pissed at me. She's probably going to send me to The Gauntlet.

by The Zookeeper June 15, 2005

Bizarro-Kansas

Arkansas. It is the exact oppostie of Kansas, a land of pure evil. The people of Kansas plan to enslave earth. That's why Bizarro-Kansas, or Arkansas, was created. The Arkansans live their lives to balance out all the wrong doings that Kansas does. In 2032, the Arkansas and the Kansans will finally get into a war. If the Kansans win, Earth will be enslaved in darkness. If Arkansas wins, world peace will come. In this war, every state will be conquered by either Kansas or Arkansas. Eventually, the states will begin conquering countries.
Every dark event that has happened in history, Kansas is responsible for. Arkansas undid most of these evil deeds.

The reason why it is pronounced Are-Kan-saw is so the U.S. citizens won't get suspicious.

by The Zookeeper June 29, 2005

Katamari Damacy

The most kick ass game ever. The name actually isn't Japanese, but is a misspelling of "Calamari Democracy", which is English for "government based on squids".

The story is fascinating. The King of All Cosmos (or in other words, God) gets drunk one nights and eats all the stars. In an attempt to fix things before his wife gets back, he calls up his bastard son Prince(you) and tells him to go down to Earth and roll up anything he can find(including children)into a ball, which will then be compressed into a star. The King of All Cosmos is sometimes not impressed with your hard work and will yell at you and make you cry as you lay ready to die from exhaustion.
The King also throws up rainbows and thinks all of your cousins are disturbing.

Why, it's your cousin Mel! Are you still married to Janet? How disturbing.

ROYAL RAINBOW!

by The Zookeeper August 28, 2005

Larry the Cable Guy

Worst comedian ever. He follows Jeff Foxworthy and steals his spotlight. He spits the line "Git-R-Dun" way too much. It isn't funny, and now everyone else is saying it.

Mah girlfriend is ugly. That's funny I don't care who you are. GIT-R-DUN!!!

by The Zookeeper June 29, 2005

cheese

A word that is not funny, yet people constantly say it, thinking its hilarious.

Sam(8:00 a.m.):Cheese!
Sam(11:37 a.m.):CHEESE!
Sam(12:04):Hey, I like cheese!
Sam(2:54 p.m.):Cheese, cheese cheese!
You(2:54 p.m.):*Your head explodes*

by The Zookeeper July 19, 2008