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Definitions by The Wog Whomper

One who actively minds other people's business. Works hard to see things that are not for his eyes, and may open drawers and closets in a search for information.
Eleanor likes to snoop around Charlotte's desk to see what she can find.
snoop by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

greasy hair 

A defining characteristic of the Pachuco. A notification that the wearer is a street gang member and should be beaten up immediately.
Hey, let's go beat up that greasy-haired Pachuco before he crosses the street.
A noble cartoon character devoted to keeping the streets clean. He beat up punks, hoodlums, and gangsters with little provocation, making the streets safer for you and me.

He was sometimes friends with Popeye the Sailor Man, who also beat up scores of punks and hoodlums.

Bluto taught us that the appropriate thing to do with street gangsters is to beat them up.
Bluto is my hero. He pounds Pachucos with vigor and leaves them in a greasy heap in the gutter.
BLuto by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Slot Machine 

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.
Samantha has a formidable keister.
keister by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
Butt. Backside. Rear end. Tochas. Keister.
Larry spent the evening ogling Joanne's heinie.
heinie by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
A keister. A butt.

Old Yiddish word for arse. The basis for the word tush.
Myra, would you get up off your tochas already and feed the children?
tochas by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005