kinfolk

The dating pool for people from the following states: Kentucky, Georgia, Alabama, Oklahoma, Louisiana and Tennessee.

"There's a whole batch of kinfolk down at the church house. Let's go see what's doin'!"

by The Velvet Hammer October 20, 2003

twenty footer

a bull dyke so egregiously masculine that she can be spotted twenty feet away

that chick is such a twenty footer she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Miss America

by The Velvet Hammer June 01, 2006

Canadian Woman

n. A person for American men to practice on

My doctor advised me to should get checked out for the clap once he heard I had been with a Canadian woman.

by The Velvet Hammer May 03, 2006

Purple helmented warrior of love

A male reproductive organ

Your mother could not take her tongue off of my purple helmented warrior of love!

by The Velvet Hammer May 02, 2006

thwapt

The art of slapping one's package, balls and all, on a flat, hard surface. i.e. your co-worker's desk

Johnny was giving me the what-for so I thwapt his desk to get his attention.

by The Velvet Hammer October 21, 2003