Definitions by The Velvet Hammer

twenty footer 

a bull dyke so egregiously masculine that she can be spotted twenty feet away

that chick is such a twenty footer she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Miss America

twenty footer by The Velvet Hammer June 11, 2006

Purple helmented warrior of love 

A male reproductive organ

Your mother could not take her tongue off of my purple helmented warrior of love!

Purple helmented warrior of love by The Velvet Hammer May 13, 2006

Canadian Woman

n. A person for American men to practice on

My doctor advised me to should get checked out for the clap once he heard I had been with a Canadian woman.

Canadian Woman by The Velvet Hammer May 13, 2006

thwapt 

The art of slapping one's package, balls and all, on a flat, hard surface. i.e. your co-worker's desk

Johnny was giving me the what-for so I thwapt his desk to get his attention.

thwapt by The Velvet Hammer October 21, 2003

kinfolk 

The dating pool for people from the following states: Kentucky, Georgia, Alabama, Oklahoma, Louisiana and Tennessee.

"There's a whole batch of kinfolk down at the church house. Let's go see what's doin'!"

kinfolk by The Velvet Hammer October 20, 2003