The Urban Husky's definitions
1. Uber-PC term used by very angry and radical LGBT elements, referring to the perception of heterosexuality as normal, and other orientations, by extension, as being "different." As this point of view is a given for most people in the mainstream, even the very gay-tolerant, the term may be considered prejudicial, and is not widely used outside of the LGBT community. Often passed over in favor of the term, heterosexist, the latter being less awkward to pronounce.
2. Term used by the same elements to attack gays for being "not gay enough," for being too assimilated, or straight-acting, or for simply getting along too well with straight people.
2. Term used by the same elements to attack gays for being "not gay enough," for being too assimilated, or straight-acting, or for simply getting along too well with straight people.
1. "Dear Maxim:
How dare you write a dating article for men without devoting 50% of all text, pictures, and opinions to the gay community. It is prejudiced and heteronormative not to give the LGBT community exactly 50% of every thought you think....blah, blah, blah......"
"You know, you're really hot, and I think it's really prejudiced and heteronormative that you won't let me hit on you.....hey, where are you going?"
2. "It pisses me off that David's all heteronormative, and won't wear pink or earrings to any of his job interviews. He should represent more!"
How dare you write a dating article for men without devoting 50% of all text, pictures, and opinions to the gay community. It is prejudiced and heteronormative not to give the LGBT community exactly 50% of every thought you think....blah, blah, blah......"
"You know, you're really hot, and I think it's really prejudiced and heteronormative that you won't let me hit on you.....hey, where are you going?"
2. "It pisses me off that David's all heteronormative, and won't wear pink or earrings to any of his job interviews. He should represent more!"
by The Urban Husky July 12, 2010
Get the Heteronormativemug. Hateful slur used against people with Asperger's Syndrome, by those with no life or anything better to do. A pun on the term, Aspie.
Typically coupled with a denial that Asperger's Syndrome exists, this expression is often used to imply that Asperger's constitutes bad behavior, rather than a meaningful disability, and that Aspies are just jerks.
Typically coupled with a denial that Asperger's Syndrome exists, this expression is often used to imply that Asperger's constitutes bad behavior, rather than a meaningful disability, and that Aspies are just jerks.
Stop cryin'! You're nothin' but an Ass Pie, and you shut up about your phony prob-"
<teacher grabs hater by scruff of his shirt>
"Principal's office: NOW."
<teacher grabs hater by scruff of his shirt>
"Principal's office: NOW."
by The Urban Husky July 26, 2012
Get the Ass piemug. A contagious form of sexual dysfunction, often infecting whole countries, and particularly prevalent in Britain and Canada. Manifests itself in the form of violent hatred and/or catty jealousy towards redheaded people, no matter how beautiful, instead of figuring out what else they might be good for. Generally considered one of the strongest arguments in favor of the American Revolution.
Also called gingerism.
Also called gingerism.
"Yeah, I'm datin' a redhead. You see, while you were down sick with gingerphobia, I found out that she's nice, she's hot, and she's basically too good for you. And I certainly ain't goin' out with YOU on my arm on Saturday night, boy! So don't start with me."
by The Urban Husky November 8, 2011
Get the Gingerphobiamug. Acronym for "Straight Acting Gay," pronounced like the word, "sag." A punnish alternative to the homophobic slur, fag, on account of its sound.
Popularized by former NSync member, Lance Bass, in a 2006 interview.
Popularized by former NSync member, Lance Bass, in a 2006 interview.
by The Urban Husky October 13, 2011
Get the S.A.G.mug. A dog or pet that will go to almost any length for a snack, reward, or goodie, often to comical effect.
"Look at that dog of yours! She's sniffing out every piece of that cookie you dropped!"
"Yep; she's a treat-seeking missile."
"Yep; she's a treat-seeking missile."
by The Urban Husky November 29, 2010
Get the treat-seeking missilemug. An arrogant, inconsiderate, or dangerous driver, particularly the kind who ignores or harasses cyclists & pedestrians (a merging of gas & asshole). Basically someone who has an inflated ego because they have a car and you don't. Not reserved for any one gender
(In extreme cases, may even be hostile & disrespectful to people who don't have their particular kind of motor vehicle: bus drivers, cab drivers, pick-up truck people, etc. In this case, the expression may be modified to "bushole," "truckhole," or "cabhole," as appropriate.)
(In extreme cases, may even be hostile & disrespectful to people who don't have their particular kind of motor vehicle: bus drivers, cab drivers, pick-up truck people, etc. In this case, the expression may be modified to "bushole," "truckhole," or "cabhole," as appropriate.)
"I had the walk signal, and THREE of these gasholes cut me off in succession! By the time they were gone, I couldn't cross!"
by The Urban Husky October 30, 2011
Get the gasholemug. Derisive, North American vulgarims with 2 shades of meaning:
A) Archaic (WWII-era) army slang for someone whose brand of shit was too small-minded and lame to be called bullshit or horseshit. This was typically an obnoxious, petty tyrant of an officer, particularly the kind who liked to push people around with made-up rules and regulations. Best exemplified in popular culture by the character of Frank Burns on M.A.S.H.
B) A coward; basically calling them chicken, with a 4-letter word tacked on for emphasis.
(Please note that these two definitions CAN overlap.)
A) Archaic (WWII-era) army slang for someone whose brand of shit was too small-minded and lame to be called bullshit or horseshit. This was typically an obnoxious, petty tyrant of an officer, particularly the kind who liked to push people around with made-up rules and regulations. Best exemplified in popular culture by the character of Frank Burns on M.A.S.H.
B) A coward; basically calling them chicken, with a 4-letter word tacked on for emphasis.
(Please note that these two definitions CAN overlap.)
A) "All through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what you call 'chicken shit drilling'." - George S. Patton, 1944
B) "That's a good answer, Wykowski. It's a chickenshit answer, but it's a good one." - Christopher Walken as Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey, "Biloxi Blues," 1988
B) "That's a good answer, Wykowski. It's a chickenshit answer, but it's a good one." - Christopher Walken as Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey, "Biloxi Blues," 1988
by The Urban Husky May 24, 2011
Get the chicken shitmug.