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Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)
1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019
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Brown Beard

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019
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Baked like a soufflé

When being Baked like a cake isn't good enough for you, you take a massive breath of weed and exhale after a couple seconds while ringing a service bell to inform people people that you are above and beyond being Baked like a cake
"Sheeeeez dude, i am-- i am baked l-like a soufflé"
"Hey did you see Trevor?" "Nah he's at home getting baked like a soufflé"
"Is Stacy good to drvive us home?" "No man, she's in the bathroom baked like a soufflé"
by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018
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Memeify

The art of mummification on something or someone, but with memes.
"I can't believe they memeified Shrek in 2013."
"I'm gonna memeify your picture from the party yesterday, don't mind me."
"If you don't stop, i will memeify everything you ever loved."
by The Unintelligent Librarian October 30, 2017
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