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Definitions by The Unintelligent Librarian

blargicide 

The feeling of being bored to death by a conversation that you may or may not be involved in, in result you fall asleep until the conversation is over.
"Hey what happened to Steve?" "Harry, look at him, you made him commit blargicide with your endless story.."
"You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!"
"Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."

Baked like a soufflé 

When being Baked like a cake isn't good enough for you, you take a massive breath of weed and exhale after a couple seconds while ringing a service bell to inform people people that you are above and beyond being Baked like a cake
"Sheeeeez dude, i am-- i am baked l-like a soufflé"
"Hey did you see Trevor?" "Nah he's at home getting baked like a soufflé"
"Is Stacy good to drvive us home?" "No man, she's in the bathroom baked like a soufflé"
When someone speaks the truth, and you can't even argue about it.
"You see this song here? If Everyone Cared by Nickelback, this is the Gospel that people need to hear"
The art of mummification on something or someone, but with memes.
"I can't believe they memeified Shrek in 2013."
"I'm gonna memeify your picture from the party yesterday, don't mind me."
"If you don't stop, i will memeify everything you ever loved."