The Troll's definitions

Kyle Gass

The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.

Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.

by The Troll June 29, 2006

thrombosis

The formation of a clot (a.k.a. thrombus) within a blood vessel thereby restricting the flow of blood.

Wilford Brimley got a deep venous thrombosis due to inactivity during an international flight. Lets hope he doesn't get a pulmonary embolism.

by The Troll May 16, 2006

pulmonary embolism

A pulmonary embolism occurs when a venous clot (thrombus) dislodges and travels through the circulatory system and becomes trapped in the lungs. The resulting blockage prevents oxygen exchange and can cause difficulty breathing, coughing up of blood and even instant death if the clot is big enough.

I had a deep venous thrombosis in my leg and then it dislodged which gave me a pulmonary embolism. Then I died.

by The Troll May 16, 2006

clot

The glob of gelatinous blood that the body creates to stop bleeding.

Vadim was cut by a throwing knife. As the blood spilled forth from his throbbing artery, the clotting factors were exposed to various proteins. These proteins caused the clotting cascade to begin and eventually a sticky fibrin mesh was laid down. Platelets then began adhering to this mesh and eventually the bleeding stopped.

by The Troll May 16, 2006

targets

A glib term used by submariners to describe all other ships that merely float on the surface of the water.

Submariner: What do you call the boats in the Pacific Navy fleet that are about to head out to sea?

Master Chief: Targets.

by The Troll August 30, 2005

Brutus

slang. Object having shape of erect penis. Used for sexual stimulation by men and women. Often the device is powered electronically to produce vibration to enhance sexual stimulation.

syn. Dildo, dong, phallus, vibrator, vibe, wood, pleasure stick, pocket rocket.

Alas poor Brutus, your batteries have run out.

by The Troll July 12, 2005

coccyx

1. (pr. cock-six) Medical term for tailbone. Small triangular bone found at the base of the spine. The number of sections in normal humans vary from 1-3.

I was doing some backyard wrestlingand when I jumped off my roof I broke my coccyx.

by The Troll August 6, 2005