pseudocyesis

1. (pr. soo-dough-sigh-ee-suss) A psychiatric condion whereby the individual believes falsely that they are pregnant. Occurs in both men and women, patients often manifest symptoms of being pregnant.

I just removed a pillow from Mrs. Smith's shirt. I think she is suffering from psuedocyesis.

by The Troll August 06, 2005

velvet wallet

The hair circumbscribed orifice often found between the legs of the female sex.

syn: vagina, spam purse, gash

I deposited my wad in my sister's velvet wallet.

by The Troll March 02, 2004

Brutus

slang. Object having shape of erect penis. Used for sexual stimulation by men and women. Often the device is powered electronically to produce vibration to enhance sexual stimulation.

syn. Dildo, dong, phallus, vibrator, vibe, wood, pleasure stick, pocket rocket.

Alas poor Brutus, your batteries have run out.

by The Troll July 12, 2005

shikking

A female who practices the art of self-stimulation or masturbation. The sound of which can be onomatopoetically represented as shik-shik.

syn. Self pollination, opening the beef drapes, scrubbing the velvet wallet.

Jessica was shikking all night thinking about her hot programmer boyfriend.

by The Troll November 14, 2004

Kyle Gass

The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.

Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.

by The Troll June 29, 2006

pulmonary embolism

A pulmonary embolism occurs when a venous clot (thrombus) dislodges and travels through the circulatory system and becomes trapped in the lungs. The resulting blockage prevents oxygen exchange and can cause difficulty breathing, coughing up of blood and even instant death if the clot is big enough.

I had a deep venous thrombosis in my leg and then it dislodged which gave me a pulmonary embolism. Then I died.

by The Troll May 16, 2006

maskies

Like a selfie, but with a mask.

Watch out for COVID, blast your social media with maskies!

by The Troll April 12, 2020