The Thegn of Tottington's definitions

Ociffer

A person holding a position, especially but not exclusively in the public sector,who is claiming some sort of equivalence in rank,status or authority to a commissioned officer in the armed forces. The most common example of this in the United Kingdom is that of ‘police officer’ a term which is even (mis)used in legislation. The origin of the word is in the scenario of a police constable stopping an erratic driver on suspicion of drunken driving were the suspect confirms the Police Constable’s suspicions by asking “what appears to be the problem ociffer?”. The reason it is incorrect for British policemen and women to be called officers is that the civil equivalent of a military commission is the commission of the peace which is held by Justices of the Peace. A police constable holds the king’s warrant not the king’s commission. Legally Constable is the only police rank,other ‘ranks’ such as Chief Superintendent,are at best appointments (like the army equivalent of a warrant officer 1st class holding the appointment of RSM) at worst internal job descriptions.

I could tell the police ociffer strutting about was a chief superintendent because he was kitted out in a uniform with ‘rank insignia’ identical to that of a lieutenant colonel.

by The Thegn of Tottington March 11, 2024

Wordigger

An alternative to the term “the n word” used to emphasise the fact that it is only the “n” in the “n word” that makes the igger sound offensive. Bigger digger and trigger for example are not considered offensive.

I was careful not to use the WORDigger as the place was crawling with n’s.

by The Thegn of Tottington June 10, 2025

Wefling

Politician or influencer who is a member or agent of the World Economic Forum (WEF).

Keir Starmer and Rishi Sunak are weflings.

by The Thegn of Tottington December 31, 2023

Welsh Banquet

Insubstantial unsatisfying snack.Derived from cheese on toast being called a Welsh Rarebit (Rabbit).

I was absolutely starving but all there was in the fridge was a piece of limp lettuce and half a stick of celery.So I was still hungry after consuming that Welsh Banquet.

by The Thegn of Tottington December 3, 2023

Cox

verb To assassinate a Leftist.

The Organisation Consul (OC) was notorious in post First World War Germany for its coxing.

by The Thegn of Tottington August 29, 2024

Knigger

A person of servile subsaharan ancestry who demands reparations from white peoples or nations or states for slavery. The word is derived from a derogatory word formerly used for people of African ancestry which is now not merely considered wrong to use directly but even to indirectly refer to . People of subsaharan ancestry who do not demand reparations are now referred to as people of colour. The k in knigger is silent which can sometimes lead to confusion.

The Democrat candidate for my congressional district at the last election was described by CNN as a person of color but turned out to be a knigger.

by The Thegn of Tottington July 11, 2025

Coutt

Euphemism for c*nt,especially when referring to woke person who has a position of authority or influence,derived from Coutts Bank debanking Nigel Farage because the directors of the bank disliked his political views.

If GBNEWS is supposed to be right wing why do they have an utter coutt like Michael Crick on their channel?

by The Thegn of Tottington November 28, 2023