Definitions by The The Guy

crybute

Crying in the remeberance of someone else's pain.

His friends would come by and have a beer while he had his traditional ex-girlfriend crybute.

crybute by The The Guy November 6, 2014

snarph 

To smell the seat where a woman was sitting.

1) I lost my gym membership for snarphing the equipment.
2) I go to bingo night at the senior center to get my snarph on.

snarph by The The Guy January 16, 2014

smashing grapes 

Shiting one's self while seated

Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.

smashing grapes by The The Guy October 24, 2013