The The Guy's definitions

snarph

To smell the seat where a woman was sitting.

1) I lost my gym membership for snarphing the equipment.
2) I go to bingo night at the senior center to get my snarph on.

by The The Guy January 16, 2014

smashing grapes

Shiting one's self while seated

Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.

by The The Guy October 24, 2013

crybute

Crying in the remeberance of someone else's pain.

His friends would come by and have a beer while he had his traditional ex-girlfriend crybute.

by The The Guy November 6, 2014