Gay Dude: "Want to go to the Chocolate Tunnel tonight?"
Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"
Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"
by The Swaffle King August 26, 2014
Dude: last night I brought home this chick who was like a magician with all her Dicksie Tricks!
Other Dude: wow, what did she do, the hide-the-sausage trick?!
Other Dude: wow, what did she do, the hide-the-sausage trick?!
by The Swaffle King October 05, 2014
Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible
Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"
Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"
Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"
Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014
Girl: If you are going to com in my pussy you better bring some CDTs in so I can prevent my pussy from leaking all over the sheets
Dude: Sure thing, one or two?
Girl: Let's do two CDTs in case it's a big load
Dude: Sure thing, one or two?
Girl: Let's do two CDTs in case it's a big load
by The Swaffle King October 05, 2014
Girl: "when I took his dick in my mouth I realized that his cock is really foreskinny. I immediately let him fuck my pussy as I thought of the disgusting mess behind that tight foreskin"
by The Swaffle King August 23, 2014
Girl: "How was your date last night"
Other Girl: "Was alright, some pinky love"
Girl: "Well at least he had a big hart"
Other Girl: "Was alright, some pinky love"
Girl: "Well at least he had a big hart"
by The Swaffle King August 26, 2014
Dude: "Last night I tried to shove my hard dick up my girlfriend's vag but she didn't let me but I got a nice suckatug instead."
by The Swaffle King August 23, 2014