An automobile which is most likely older than it's owner, but not old enough to be an eye-catching classic. Sporting a very dull paint job and Psoriasis-like rust spots, do-it-yourself tints with more bubbles than a freshly opened champaign bottle, a fully installed racing drivers seat (with the other seats left stock and most likely broken/torn), 5" plastic (or for more well-off hoopty drivers, aluminium) rims bought at a local Wal-Mart, and a rice-class muffler which belches out a large jet ski like sound, possibly so that the driver can attract the attention of blind chicks who otherwise can't be disguised by the hideousness of this vehicle.
*Hoopty comes fart canning alongside to a chick walking with a blind tapping cane*
Driver: "Hey baby, need a ride?"
Chick: "What kind of car you got?"
Driver: "It's a Ford GT"
Chick: "Really!?"
Chick's friend: "He's lying. It's a 1986 Honda CRX. Let's take the bus instead"
Driver: "Hey baby, need a ride?"
Chick: "What kind of car you got?"
Driver: "It's a Ford GT"
Chick: "Really!?"
Chick's friend: "He's lying. It's a 1986 Honda CRX. Let's take the bus instead"
by The Sub October 27, 2004
A car's turning signal. Cars sold in New England may as well have these as optional instead of standard, because few people use them.
That guy decided to turn on his left blinka after he had been sitting in the middle of the road while the traffic behind him stood dumbfounded for about half a minute.
by The Sub March 01, 2005
A consumable molotov cocktail. Made by Bacardi, it is 151 Proof and, if not handled correctly, can send your drunk ass to the hospital with alcohol poisoning or third degree burns. It sure as hell will put some hair on your chest though.
151 will get you drunk, and if someone pisses you off, you can wrap a flaming rag around it and throw it at their car.
by The Sub January 22, 2005
Hair style of choice for the guido, it usually involves short/shaved sideburns and sides with a large amount of hair on the top, usually spiked so that the wearer looks like they've been electrocuted.
I saw what looked like a porcupine sitting on the headrest of that riced out mustang driving infront of me. Another guido with a blowout.
by The Sub March 10, 2005
1) A derogatory term for a Canadian.
2) A professional who was educated in a Canadian college and is usually an immigrant.
2) A professional who was educated in a Canadian college and is usually an immigrant.
1) Those frostbacks are so stupid they think THEY burnt the White House in 1812 in place of the British.
2) My doctor is a frostback.. He had to leave Canada because Canada can't afford to pay their professionals enough.
2) My doctor is a frostback.. He had to leave Canada because Canada can't afford to pay their professionals enough.
by The Sub February 04, 2005
Not to be confused with the lightning rod, and usually involving more than one other car, a speed team is a group of drivers who speed on the left lane of the highway during long road trips. Usually hardened road warriors will know that the more cars that are speeding together, the less likely a state police car will pull them over, as long as they are going at a reasonable speed (80 on a 65 posted).
Called a 'team' because, if a slower float is in the left lane, they'll often all pass it on the right together. Speed teammates rarely even know each other, and more often than not the team will eventually break up when one leaves the highway.
Called a 'team' because, if a slower float is in the left lane, they'll often all pass it on the right together. Speed teammates rarely even know each other, and more often than not the team will eventually break up when one leaves the highway.
by The Sub February 25, 2005
A structure in Washington DC which was never reached by Canadian forces, as they were destroyed at the Great Lakes and Lake Champlain. It was burnt by British forces in the War of 1812, but a rainstorm dosed the flames.
See also: What some moron Canadian nationalist wrote for the first definition under Canada.
See also: What some moron Canadian nationalist wrote for the first definition under Canada.
by The Sub August 10, 2005