The Strut's definitions

baby gravy

Semen. Can be used in conjuncture with 'super duper' to describe when girls gets pregnant even though the man is wearing a condom. Twice...

"Jesus Sean, you have got some super duper baby gravy."
"Don't I fucking know it."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

gorby

One of the inbred natives of Shaw, near Oldham, UK. Features include varying numbers of fingers, toes, limbs and eyes. A 'Gorby Virgin' defined as someone faster than their uncle.

Royton Man #1, "I once went out with a girl from Shaw. She took me back to her house and said, 'This is me mam and sister'. There was only one person stood there."
Royton Man #2, "Fucking Gorbies."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

gum fuck

Oral pleasure normally given by the older generation as they have no teeth.

"I heard that there Wayne Rooney loves a bit of a gum fuck off that old granny down the local brothel."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

daddy

The Daddy. Terminology for hardest, most respected nut in Borstal. For complete definition see Ray Winston in the film 'Scum'.

Ray Winston, "Did bring your fackin' tool?"
Big Inmate, "What fackin' tool?"
RW, "This fackin' tool."
BI, "Uuhhnnnnn, uuhhnnn, argh."
RW, "I'm the Daddy now."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

pillow muncher

Homosexual male. When engaging in the unnatural act of anal 'fudge love' sex. The 'catcher' may feel the need to bite down on something. The nearest thing being a pillow to help him through the pain. Hence why boarding schools go through so many pillows every year. Pillow fights my arse.

Yeah, take it all Bunny. Bear is gonna make you munch that pillow good.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

duff

English word for semen.

Last night I shot my duff right in her eye.

by The Strut September 29, 2004