The Strut's definitions

buffet ball

A delivery in cricket that is so poor, the batsman scores runs off it very easily. Used a lot by Ian 'Beefy' Botham.

And it's Clegg to bowl to Butterworth*. Left arm spin, short ambling run up, and it's hit for six. Buffet ball, help yourself.

*After being told just to block, Butterworth walked off afting facing two balls, stumped for six.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

loose cannon

A wild one. Someone who does not conform to the rest of society. A maverick. A guy who plays by his own rules and to hell with the consequences. Shows you what he can do.

JC - Ladies, let me show you what I can do.

Ladies - Wow. That John Clegg is one loose cannon.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

giraffe

Cockney rhyming slang for 'laugh'.

"I'm telling you it's nine inches."
"Nine inches? That little thing. You're 'avin' a giraffe, mate."

by The Strut October 12, 2004

harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.

Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

play the willy banjo

A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).

Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

raspberries

1. To blow when your tongue is sticking out of your mouth, producing a rasping sound.
2. Cockney rhyming slang for nipples. Raspberry ripple = nipple.

1. The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Olde London Town.
2. It must be cold today. Look at the raspberries on that. I could hang mi coat on them buggers.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

nodder

Contraceptive. Condom. Sheath.

Look, love, I have super duper baby gravy. I need to put on a nodder whether you like it or not.

by The Strut October 12, 2004