CAB

Cheating Aussie Bastard. Came into effect the time of Aussie criketer Alan Border. Took the phrase 'that's not cricket' and made it his mantra. Would appeal every decision and demeaning the gentile game. Has now trickled down to all Aussie sportsmen.

Too numerous to give a full list. Here is a selection:
Ian Thorpe (no one has feet that big without intensive use of Baby Bio as a kid)
George 'A quick word ref' Gregan
Mark 'Bookies Cash?' Waugh
Justin 'Plank' Harrison
And the Crowned Prince of all CABs - Shane 'I thought it would help me lose weight, honest' and 'I didn't know he was a bookie and wanted to bribe me' Warne.
All alleged, of course.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

golden paw

The act of enticing a partner (usually a girl as most men will do anyone/thing) to have sex with you when they have said no. Usually involves caressing, teasing (v. important), stroking, kissing, and general foreplay.

"So did you get anywhere with Lucinda?"

"Finally. It took a serious golden paw to do it."

by The Strut October 06, 2004

gunpoint

Town in USA where a lot of robberies and kidnapping takes place.

The thief threatened the clerk at gunpoint and took all the money from the cash registers.

by The Strut October 11, 2004

redderler

One who frequents a pub or bar. Derived from the word 'regular'. The problem being one cannot be a true 'regular' if one is capable of saying 'regular'. Any true 'regular' will be a 'redderler'as they are too drunk to say the word any other way.

Bar Patron #1, "I've been drinking Big Feller in here for years. That's what makes me a redderler."

Bar Patron #2, "That's easy for you to say."

by The Strut September 30, 2004

mclimpet

Term used for someone of Scottish origin who takes a shine to someone when drunk and then does not leave their side for the rest of the night.

She’ll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before
Watching and waiting
She’s sitting with you but her eyes are on the door

Woo-oh here she comes
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
Woo-oh here she comes
She’s a mclimpet.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

happy gilmore

Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."

"I think you're great, Sean."

"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"

"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."

"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."

by The Strut October 11, 2004

butter my arse

Term said to a man when their partner wants to engage in anal sex and needs lubrication. Taken from the infamous 'Last Tango in Paris' scene.

"I'm on the blob tonight Archibold, you'll have to butter my arse if you want any."

by The Strut October 11, 2004