The Strut's definitions

bobby ball

One half of 'Cannon and Ball'. A born again Christian whose greatest exploit has to be the recording of Oldham Athletic's 1990 League Cup Final song 'We're the boys in Blue'. A twist on their earlier song that was on the soundtrack to their film of the same name that a lot of people have tried to forget.

"You're getting on my piggin' nerves," said Bobby Ball to Tommy Cannon.

by The Strut October 11, 2004

witch's cat

Another name for unkempt, hairy female genitalia.

She's got a mott like a witch's cat.

by The Strut September 30, 2004

loose cannon

A wild one. Someone who does not conform to the rest of society. A maverick. A guy who plays by his own rules and to hell with the consequences. Shows you what he can do.

JC - Ladies, let me show you what I can do.

Ladies - Wow. That John Clegg is one loose cannon.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

mott

Very hairy female genitalia. Generally found to be unkempt and untrimmed.

Oh my Buddha, she's got a mott like a witch's cat.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

DNA

1. deoxiribosenucleic acid.
2. National Dyslexic Association.

1. All living things are determined by their DNA
2. I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

by The Strut October 1, 2004

nodder

Contraceptive. Condom. Sheath.

Look, love, I have super duper baby gravy. I need to put on a nodder whether you like it or not.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

by The Strut September 29, 2004