Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The Spooky Twigg

Tdtf

Tdtf is the abbreviation of “too drunk to fuck” (originating from the Dead Kennedys song).

This is used as an expression that you have really had too much to drink (or that you are literally just too drunk to fuck)

"Man, Get me out of here, I'm tdtf!"

"sorry I'd love to go back to yours but I'm tdtf!"

(Please note these examples are more coherent than you’d probably get if the person is actually tdtf!)

by The Spooky Twigg November 4, 2004

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Wax Idiotic

A phrase that means talking about things that are boring/mundane/annoying.

"I had to sit there while they waxed idiotic"

"I don't mind talking him... but I feel like I have to wax Idiotic"

by The Spooky Twigg November 3, 2004

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Deathing it

This is another term used for when you are hit by The White Death after smoking too much pot.

Oh man! This guys totally deathing it!

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Carpe Ceravisi

This is the latin for "seize the beer!" and can be used in general conversation.

a: Man... my girlfriend left me!
b: Carpe Ceravisi my friend!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

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-ies

a suffix for words to give it more power... but equally only need to use one word.

Coolies, Funkies, indeedies!

by The Spooky Twigg October 28, 2004

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jedi mind trick

The mind trick is something used by Jedi's to persuade people to do things as they wish them to go. This is generally achieved by the Jedi waving his hand slowly in front of his face and speaking slowly and clearly what they would like the person to believe.

This is often used in jest for when you are trying to persuade someone of something and it isn’t going very well.

Guard: Do you have any identification?
Jedi: *waving hand* We do not need any identification.
Guard: You do not need any identification.

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

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