Definitions by The Spike

fag boots

Shoes that make you look gay, possibly because you are. Similar to fag rags

Example:

Check out the fag boots on that guy!

fag boots by The Spike February 22, 2007

fag zag 

Moving in a different direction in order to avoid gay people in your path.

Example:

Wow, Sausage Fest ahead, better hang a fag zag

fag zag by The Spike February 22, 2007

sack hack 

A women coughing up pubic hair lodged deep in her throat after 'ball sucking' or hardcore deep throating.

I think I 'tea bagged' Tiffany too much last night, she got sack hack

sack hack by The Spike February 21, 2007

boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.

e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.

boardroom banana by The Spike February 21, 2007

dry riding 

Anal sex without lubricant, see no lube

I was dry riding some tart the other night, fakin' loved it she did

dry riding by The Spike February 21, 2007

teflon

A clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later. Usually followed by an eerie sense of achievement and happiness. Large movements can sometimes be referred to as a Double Teflon or a Monster Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Teflon mate”

teflon by The Spike February 21, 2007

Double Teflon

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Double Teflon mate, clean as a whistle”

Double Teflon by The Spike February 21, 2007