mincer pincer

Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation.

Example:

I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them.

by The Spike February 22, 2007

goth's jumper

<Muff Hairier than a>

A women's pubic hair that is not often trimmed.

Example:

God damn she's got a Muff hairier than a goth's jumper

by The Spike February 22, 2007

bash the back doors in

A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.

Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it

by The Spike February 22, 2007

blob snob

A man who refuses to sleep with his partner when she's on the rag

Example:

You're such a blob snob, don't you know I'm horny!!!

by The Spike February 22, 2007

tug on the mug

A hand job which ends in the money shot

Example:

I got a tug on the mug

by The Spike February 22, 2007

fag zag

Moving in a different direction in order to avoid gay people in your path.

Example:

Wow, Sausage Fest ahead, better hang a fag zag

by The Spike February 22, 2007

bomber

A comical toilet game. Involves sitting on top of the cubical separators of a communal toilet (most often in a public school) with your bottom aimed over the toilet bowl. You then empty your bowels from a height of 5-6 feet into the toilet. If a sufficient size log is produced the results is a massive splash down resembling a WWII navy battle.

Caution: Always employ a 'look out' before attempting.

Example:

Cleaner - "What the fuck's happened here! Someone done a bomber or what!!!"

by The Spike February 25, 2007