25 definitions by The Spike

Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation.
Example:

I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them.
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.
That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!
by The Spike February 23, 2007
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Shoes that make you look gay, possibly because you are. Similar to fag rags
Example:

Check out the fag boots on that guy!
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon
Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Double Teflon mate, clean as a whistle”
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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Anal sex without lubricant, see no lube
I was dry riding some tart the other night, fakin' loved it she did
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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Another word for "fanny batter"
I went down on her but she had some serious vag veg - It was rank
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.
Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!
by The Spike February 20, 2007
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