The Spike's definitions

mincer pincer

Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation.

Example:

I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them.

by The Spike February 22, 2007

blob snob

A man who refuses to sleep with his partner when she's on the rag

Example:

You're such a blob snob, don't you know I'm horny!!!

by The Spike February 22, 2007

fag boots

Shoes that make you look gay, possibly because you are. Similar to fag rags

Example:

Check out the fag boots on that guy!

by The Spike February 22, 2007

fag zag

Moving in a different direction in order to avoid gay people in your path.

Example:

Wow, Sausage Fest ahead, better hang a fag zag

by The Spike February 22, 2007

the cobbler

Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.

That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!

by The Spike February 25, 2007

magicians hat

A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus.

Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.

Example:

That guy's got an arse like a magicians hat.

by The Spike February 25, 2007

fag cannon

An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.

Example:

- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!

by The Spike February 26, 2007