the cobbler

Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.

That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!

by The Spike February 25, 2007

dry riding

Anal sex without lubricant, see no lube

I was dry riding some tart the other night, fakin' loved it she did

by The Spike February 21, 2007

clap lottery

Sleeping with someone who you suspect may have an STD due to their lifestyle (i.e. having a bucket load of sexual partners) but you're drunk or desperate enough to play the odds.

Example:

- "Bagged Jade last night"
- "You played the clap lottery with that one I can tell you!"

by The Spike February 26, 2007

sack hack

A women coughing up pubic hair lodged deep in her throat after 'ball sucking' or hardcore deep throating.

I think I 'tea bagged' Tiffany too much last night, she got sack hack

by The Spike February 21, 2007

Double Teflon

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Double Teflon mate, clean as a whistle”

by The Spike February 21, 2007

fag cannon

An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.

Example:

- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!

by The Spike February 26, 2007

vag veg

Another word for "fanny batter"

I went down on her but she had some serious vag veg - It was rank

by The Spike February 22, 2007