Fucking Stupid Donkey

Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.

Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!

by The Spike February 20, 2007

mincer pincer

Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation.

Example:

I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them.

by The Spike February 22, 2007

goth's jumper

<Muff Hairier than a>

A women's pubic hair that is not often trimmed.

Example:

God damn she's got a Muff hairier than a goth's jumper

by The Spike February 22, 2007

bash the back doors in

A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.

Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it

by The Spike February 22, 2007

blob snob

A man who refuses to sleep with his partner when she's on the rag

Example:

You're such a blob snob, don't you know I'm horny!!!

by The Spike February 22, 2007

clap lottery

Sleeping with someone who you suspect may have an STD due to their lifestyle (i.e. having a bucket load of sexual partners) but you're drunk or desperate enough to play the odds.

Example:

- "Bagged Jade last night"
- "You played the clap lottery with that one I can tell you!"

by The Spike February 26, 2007

dry riding

Anal sex without lubricant, see no lube

I was dry riding some tart the other night, fakin' loved it she did

by The Spike February 21, 2007