The Spike's definitions

bash the back doors in

A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.

Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it

by The Spike February 22, 2007

Coppins Kill

A tactic in Half Life which involves hiding whilst two people fight, then jumping out when they're at 10% health and killing both of them, named after it's creator.

In terms of respect for such methods of play, it's rated well below that of "Camping" and "Spawn Killing"

You're a fucking Coppins dude, can't you see we were fighting!

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God damn that guy Coppins Killed me!

by The Spike February 20, 2007

fag zag

Moving in a different direction in order to avoid gay people in your path.

Example:

Wow, Sausage Fest ahead, better hang a fag zag

by The Spike February 22, 2007

hand of god

Similar to pass-the-parcel, the popular kids party game.

Involves multiple women administering a hand job to one man. Each woman takes it in turns (which are timed by whatever means deemed appropriate). The winner is the one to bring him to climax during their turn.

Also known as "A damn good night"

Example:

"You are not going to believe this. I got drunk with a few girls at my place last night, they only gave me the hand of god! Rachel won in the end"

by The Spike February 22, 2007

Fucking Stupid Donkey

Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.

Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!

by The Spike February 20, 2007

tug on the mug

A hand job which ends in the money shot

Example:

I got a tug on the mug

by The Spike February 22, 2007

bomber

A comical toilet game. Involves sitting on top of the cubical separators of a communal toilet (most often in a public school) with your bottom aimed over the toilet bowl. You then empty your bowels from a height of 5-6 feet into the toilet. If a sufficient size log is produced the results is a massive splash down resembling a WWII navy battle.

Caution: Always employ a 'look out' before attempting.

Example:

Cleaner - "What the fuck's happened here! Someone done a bomber or what!!!"

by The Spike February 25, 2007