mincer pincer

Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation.

Example:

I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them.

by The Spike February 22, 2007

goth's jumper

<Muff Hairier than a>

A women's pubic hair that is not often trimmed.

Example:

God damn she's got a Muff hairier than a goth's jumper

by The Spike February 22, 2007

bash the back doors in

A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.

Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it

by The Spike February 22, 2007

Coppins Kill

A tactic in Half Life which involves hiding whilst two people fight, then jumping out when they're at 10% health and killing both of them, named after it's creator.

In terms of respect for such methods of play, it's rated well below that of "Camping" and "Spawn Killing"

You're a fucking Coppins dude, can't you see we were fighting!

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God damn that guy Coppins Killed me!

by The Spike February 20, 2007

the cobbler

Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.

That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!

by The Spike February 25, 2007

boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.

e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.

by The Spike February 21, 2007

Double Teflon

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Double Teflon mate, clean as a whistle”

by The Spike February 21, 2007