Definitions by The Spike

goth's jumper 

<Muff Hairier than a>

A women's pubic hair that is not often trimmed.

Example:

God damn she's got a Muff hairier than a goth's jumper

goth's jumper by The Spike February 22, 2007

bash the back doors in 

A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.

Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it

bash the back doors in by The Spike February 22, 2007

hand of god

Similar to pass-the-parcel, the popular kids party game.

Involves multiple women administering a hand job to one man. Each woman takes it in turns (which are timed by whatever means deemed appropriate). The winner is the one to bring him to climax during their turn.

Also known as "A damn good night"

Example:

"You are not going to believe this. I got drunk with a few girls at my place last night, they only gave me the hand of god! Rachel won in the end"

hand of god by The Spike February 22, 2007

tug on the mug 

A hand job which ends in the money shot

Example:

I got a tug on the mug

tug on the mug by The Spike February 22, 2007

bristol pistol 

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.

Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol

bristol pistol by The Spike February 22, 2007

blob snob 

A man who refuses to sleep with his partner when she's on the rag

Example:

You're such a blob snob, don't you know I'm horny!!!

blob snob by The Spike February 22, 2007

mincer pincer 

Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation.

Example:

I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them.

mincer pincer by The Spike February 22, 2007