Girner

A Girner is a scots word for someone who moans a lot and also screws their face up as well as moaning or instead of.

1.That old Girner is always moaning, he's doing my cranium!

by The Scottish Contingent August 21, 2013

Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!

We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!

by The Scottish Contingent October 03, 2007

Go yer neck

To 'Go Yer Neck' is to trip up and fall arse over tit, common terminology in Scotland

The front stairs are so icy, watch you don't go yer neck!

by The Scottish Contingent November 08, 2006

Black Affronted

Black Affronted is a Scottish way of expressing ones embarrassment, basically it is a local colloqualism for saying that you have been embarrassed by someone or something.

That lassie o' mine lifted up her skirt and mooned a'body, I was pure black affronted so ah wiz!

by The Scottish Contingent January 26, 2010

boxed off

Something that is Boxed Off is something that has been taken care of and completed, a task that no-one has any need to worry about any longer.

I'll take that job and get it boxed off for ya!

by The Scottish Contingent March 23, 2007

vauxhall corsa

Small compact range of european hatchbacks and saloons which were introduced in Germany in 1982 as Opel Corsa and Vauxhall Nova in Britain in 1983, this was then replaced in 1993 with an all new car which took on the european name and remains in production to this day, 2 new versions on. These cars are invariably owned by Neds or chavs depending on which side of Hadrians wall you are from. Your typical older Corsa will sport a very large bore exhaust which looks like a catering size tin of beans and makes the vehicle fart, it will have aftermarket alloy wheels which look absurd and are about as tasteful as a frilly toilet seat, normally has a spoiler on the roof that looks just like an ironing board, a body kit that looks like a 5 year old designed it, which incidentally is normally cracked and has smears of fibreglass paste on it, it will usually be adorned with stupid 'lexus look' taillights which are poorly made and let in water and just look crap! All of this and you'd think it was some 200BHP firebreathing monster, right? Nope! We are talking about a lusty 3 Cylinder, 973cc, 52 BHP powerhouse! The ultimate acoutriment for the tube about town!

The Vauxhall Corsa, Once driven, forever neddified!

by The Scottish Contingent August 16, 2007

Gink

A Glasgow or Western Scottish term for a bloke or geezer, basically means ordinary person.

See thon gink ower there, he's brighter than he looks!

by The Scottish Contingent October 16, 2008