The Scottish Contingent's definitions
by The Scottish Contingent October 16, 2008
Get the Ginkmug. Small compact range of european hatchbacks and saloons which were introduced in Germany in 1982 as Opel Corsa and Vauxhall Nova in Britain in 1983, this was then replaced in 1993 with an all new car which took on the european name and remains in production to this day, 2 new versions on. These cars are invariably owned by Neds or chavs depending on which side of Hadrians wall you are from. Your typical older Corsa will sport a very large bore exhaust which looks like a catering size tin of beans and makes the vehicle fart, it will have aftermarket alloy wheels which look absurd and are about as tasteful as a frilly toilet seat, normally has a spoiler on the roof that looks just like an ironing board, a body kit that looks like a 5 year old designed it, which incidentally is normally cracked and has smears of fibreglass paste on it, it will usually be adorned with stupid 'lexus look' taillights which are poorly made and let in water and just look crap! All of this and you'd think it was some 200BHP firebreathing monster, right? Nope! We are talking about a lusty 3 Cylinder, 973cc, 52 BHP powerhouse! The ultimate acoutriment for the tube about town!
by The Scottish Contingent August 16, 2007
Get the vauxhall corsamug. Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
by The Scottish Contingent October 3, 2007
Get the Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Upmug. Something that is Boxed Off is something that has been taken care of and completed, a task that no-one has any need to worry about any longer.
by The Scottish Contingent March 23, 2007
Get the boxed offmug. A sports coupe made between 1998 and 2002, came with a choice of either a 2.0 I4 engine or a 2.5 V6. 3-Door Hatchback body and was the second car to exibit the Ford 'New Edge' styling philosophy (the ford KA being the first!) Was built on the MK1 Mondeo floorpan with improvements that made it onto the MK2 (2000 on) Mondeo
by The Scottish Contingent August 3, 2007
Get the Ford Cougarmug. by The Scottish Contingent October 17, 2006
Get the howlin'mug. by The Scottish Contingent November 8, 2006
Get the Go yer neckmug.