The Scottish Contingent's definitions

boxed off

Something that is Boxed Off is something that has been taken care of and completed, a task that no-one has any need to worry about any longer.

I'll take that job and get it boxed off for ya!

by The Scottish Contingent March 23, 2007

Go yer neck

To 'Go Yer Neck' is to trip up and fall arse over tit, common terminology in Scotland

The front stairs are so icy, watch you don't go yer neck!

by The Scottish Contingent November 8, 2006

Black Affronted

Black Affronted is a Scottish way of expressing ones embarrassment, basically it is a local colloqualism for saying that you have been embarrassed by someone or something.

That lassie o' mine lifted up her skirt and mooned a'body, I was pure black affronted so ah wiz!

by The Scottish Contingent January 26, 2010

howlin'

Howlin' is a predominantly scottish term for extremely smelly or a pungent aroma

Give that toilet a wide berth, who's been in there, it's howlin'!

by The Scottish Contingent October 17, 2006

Girner

A Girner is a scots word for someone who moans a lot and also screws their face up as well as moaning or instead of.

1.That old Girner is always moaning, he's doing my cranium!

by The Scottish Contingent August 21, 2013

Metrosexual

A man who claims not to be gay, but acts and dresses like one, only thinks of himself, no-one else matters, reckons he's gods gift. see pranny

Metrosexuals are normally clad with a Ted Baker shirt, Armani Jeans, Ray-bans wearing Calvin Klein aftershave.

by The Scottish Contingent January 2, 2009

Muppet Friendly Society

The muppet friendly society is something that developed during the late 1990's and early 2000's, whereby everything is explained in a play school like fashion, everything in such a society is safe and designed for low intelligence people so that even they cannot get it wrong or will not make them feel thick, even things that are obvious and self explanatory require detailed instructions with words AND pictures. Some people may know all of this as 'dumbing down' but I think that this term is more appropriate.

Britain, The muppet friendly society, where even bus stations have to have notices warning about moving vehicles.

by The Scottish Contingent April 2, 2011