The Runs's definitions

groksucker

Someone who blindly believes something grok says without confirmation.

"There's no way what he said was true! I asked his source and he said grok. What a groksucker!"

by The Runs December 11, 2025

cabes

white armpits

She looked so tan. But when she had her arms up, she had some serious cabes!

by The Runs November 20, 2016

gmao

"groaned my ass off", in response to either 1) a pun that was intending for a groan, or 2) a bad joke.
Like gol for "groaned out loud", but to a higher level.

"It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."

"gmao"

by The Runs September 18, 2016

gol

"groaned out loud", in response to either 1) a pun that was intending for a groan, or 2) a bad joke

"Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the p is silent."

"gol"

by The Runs February 24, 2013

fansplain

When a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, GM or entertainer about the pro's craft. Takeoff of mansplain.

(fan) "If you open your batting stance, you'll see the ball better."
(pro athlete) "Don't fansplain! I'm the pro athlete, not you!"

by The Runs June 10, 2017

YIL

"Yesterday I learned". When you want to use "TIL" for "Today I learned", but you didn't get around to using it until the following day.

"YIL there's no term for 'YIL' on Urban Dictionary. So I submitted it to Urban Dictionary today."

by The Runs March 6, 2024

fansplaining

When a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, GM or entertainer about the pro's craft. Takeoff of mansplaining.

(fan) "If you open your batting stance, you'll see the ball better."
(pro athlete) "Quit fansplaining! I'm the pro athlete, not you!"

by The Runs June 10, 2017