The Return of Light joker 's definitions

nose rag

a handkerchief or tissue

Don't forget the nose rag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2010

3 alarm fire

a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)

The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2010

lapdog

a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2011

egg

1. to throw eggs at

2. a person

According to a news story from a few weeks ago a Russian man has told some youths "go ahead, egg my Hummer".

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

honk

1. to sound the horn of a car

2. to vomit

You don't have to honk every time you encounter traffic.

by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2009

shanty Irish

poor or disreputable People of Irish decent (the term is used in the United states rather than Ireland)

I am finding myself feeling more weary of shanty Irish every time they come around my house.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2011

eat up

1. to believe unquestioningly

2. to receive enthusiastically

3. to bother

Those newbies eat up rumors about his hobby.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2010