lifer

1. a convict serving a life sentence in prison

2. someone who goes joins the military and stays for the sake of having a job
Some lifer was trying to sue the prison for negligence because of an itch.
by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2010
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jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person
Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.
by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2012
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soft spot

He seems to have a soft spot for ferrets.
by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2009
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knuckle-dusters

He hid a pair of knuckle-dusters .
by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2008
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Double Dutch

1. uninteligable, speech or language

2. simultaneous use of a condom and a birth control pill
I couldn't understand her Double Dutch about the concept of Double Dutch.
by The Return of Light Joker September 05, 2011
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drifter

a homeless wanderer who travels on foot
by The Return Of Light Joker October 29, 2007
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