The Return of Light joker 's definitions

quagmire

a very difficult situation, especially a hopeless military campaign

Bush got our troops into a quagmire but he won't acknowledge it or do anything about it.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 13, 2007

photog

a photographer

No photog came with them. Something was up.

by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2010

Christmas cheer

alcoholic beverages served around and during Christmas time

I don't condone offering Christmas cheer to uninvited guests.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2011

extended vocab

vulgar or profane language, especially four letter words

He made liberal use of his extended vocab in his latest rant.

by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2011

zillionare

a extraordinarily rich person

I don't care if he's a zillionare, just find a way to make him understand that what he did was, and still is, wrong.

by The Return of Light Joker April 3, 2011

tall order

a difficult task, or assignment

Getting people to accept a compromise in a polarized forum like that before the vacation is a tall order.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2011

have a chip on your shoulder

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008