The Return of Light joker's definitions

used beer department

the bathroom in a tavern

I suspect people will be very sloppy in the used beer department over the weekend.

by The Return of Light Joker September 18, 2011

heifer

a a heavy or fat woman (from a term referring to cow that has not given birth)

Some heifer came in and started talking shit about the project.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2008

dead soldier

an empty bottle, especially one that contained an alcoholic beverage

The floor was cluttered with dead soldiers and paper plates.(example of dead soldier)

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2010

gadfly

1. an irritating person or thing

2. someone who profits at the expense of others, a bloodsucker

He's a total gadfly! Just has no respect for others success or any real sympathy for their plight.

by The Return of Light Joker September 7, 2011

5 it

to refuse to answer on the grounds of the 5th amendment to the us constitution

How long can they keep persisting before she is ready to 5 it.

by The Return of Light Joker February 26, 2009

green-eyed monster

jealousy, envy

The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.

by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2011

copilot

an amphetamine tablet

I don't need a copilot to carry in my luggage just because I didn't get much sleep.

by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2010