The Return of Light joker's definitions

galvanized

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

If you really want to get galvanized, drink something other than cheap beer.

by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2010

nosy

overly inquisitive or curious, prying

Your so nosy. You just have to know who's up to what.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2009

helm

the glans(tip) of one's penis

I think I just chaffed my helm on my zipper.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

eat humble pie

to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error

It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008

rogues' gallery

1. a police collection of photos of criminals

2. any group of unsavory people

I think the rogues' gallery could use a bit of updating.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2008

Kangaroo court

1. an extralegal or corrupt court

2. any court perceived as being less than fair

This trial is being run by a kangaroo court.

by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2008

Fix it again Tony

a Fiat brand automobile (a backronym stemming from the lack of reliability and other problems ecountered in the vehicles by U.S. owners durning the 1970's-80's)

Your Fix it again Tony is blowing out fumes again.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2011