The Return of Light joker's definitions

3/4 pants

pants that are longer than shorts but shorter than long pants

It was like he was wearing 3/4 pants in the middle of winter.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2008

the pits

a place or situation that is lousy, boring, loathsome etc (from armpits)

That store is the pits.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2008

small talk

idle, relaxed conversation

This is no time for small talk. We have get the ingredients quickly.

by The Return of Light Joker April 10, 2011

armchair general

a person who speaks authoritatively but not convincingly on topics that they have no practical experience with, (especially applied to advocates of war)

This armchair general gets on the soap box every day now.

by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2010

joy ride

a fast, reckless ride taken in a stolen vehicle solely for pleasure

If I hear that you have been on a joy ride when I get back, I will turn you in before you can even figure it out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2009

mushy

sentimental, blatantly emotional

He always gets so mushy when asked about his social life.

by The Return of Light Joker December 6, 2009

flatline

1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)

2. to die

Don't let him flatline now.

by The Return of Light Joker February 4, 2009