The Return of Light joker's definitions

chemical blonde

a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach

She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.

by The Return of Light Joker January 2, 2008

drop dead gorgeous

exceptionally attractive, especially in a striking way

Your sister is drop dead gorgeous today.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2008

MC

(not to be confused with the prefix Mc-)

1. a the host of an event or performance, musical or otherwise, a master of ceremonies

2. to be the host of an event or performance

The MC looked like he had not had a rest in days.

by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2008

retread

1. a used tire with a new tread

2. a person who was in the military and is comes back or is recalled in order to perform additional service

3. someone who used to be in a particular, job, institution, etc. but has no will, desire, or capability to continue or return

They had yet another retread in tow.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2010

9/11

a colloquialism for September 11th 2001, the day when the world trade center was attacked by foreign terrorists

9/11 was a tragic day for the country.

by The Return of Light Joker February 28, 2008

grease monkey

a mechanic who works with and repairs automobiles.

If you don't get to a grease monkey soon, you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2011

flagship

The most important example of a product or service

The company's flagship medicine was taken off the market due to safety concerns.

by The Return of Light Joker July 4, 2009