soggy cookie

an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it

Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?

by The Return of Light Joker May 05, 2008

know one's onions

to be competent and authoritative in one's work

He really knows his onions when it comes distilling alcohol.(example of know one's onions)

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2010

copilot

an amphetamine tablet

I don't need a copilot to carry in my luggage just because I didn't get much sleep.

by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2010

in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically

That joke I saw online left me in stitches.

by The Return of Light Joker March 08, 2009

dogfight

1. aerial combat between fighter planes

2. a disorganized and riotous brawl

The dogfight did not deter them from carrying out the mission.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2009

Manhattan eel

a condom, especially a discarded one (because they are often seen floating in the New York Harbor)

There was a Manhattan eel everywhere you looked.

by The Return of Light Joker February 07, 2008

hit a brick wall

to encounter an insurmountable obstacle

The producers hit a brick wall with there asinine protests against reasonable regulations.

by The Return of Light Joker September 02, 2010