The Return of Light joker's definitions

pint-sized

short or small, especially said of a person

This pint-sized nerd tried to offer me help with a phone I didn't have.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2011

knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008

silly season

any time when the silly things people do are frequently reported in the media

You know its silly season when the odd news section is chock full of new articles.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2008

abandominium

an abandoned, still standing house or apartment where the homeless or people with illegal occupations or habits take shelter

The Police claimed they could not get enough funds to check the abandominium for crackheads.

by The Return of Light Joker June 26, 2008

associate

an associate's degree

Did you manage to get an associate?

by The Return of Light Joker June 27, 2011

eater

something that dissolves or corrodes a material

That mildew eater is harmful to the skin. Don't touch the tub until it is washed off.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008

chicken scratch

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008