The Return of Light joker's definitions

zoo

a confusing and chaotic place

The demonstration turned into a zoo so quickly.

by The Return of Light Joker February 24, 2008

trank

1. a tranquilizer

2. to use tranquilizers

Don't uses that trank to deal with something like a bee.

by The Return of Light Joker January 26, 2009

chapter and verse

1. An exact detailed account

2. the guiding principals

(from the practice of religious Christians, especially, Protestants, of quoting exact bible passages to support arguments)

He quoted the that old story chapter and verse when he found out about my less than ethical friends.

by The Return of Light Joker October 22, 2010

vart

a release of air from the vagina, often done inadvertantly after copulation

I though she would let out a vart, but nothing happened.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2010

hi-jinks

unihibited mischief, capers and pranks

I have had enough of these hi-jinks.

by The return of light Joker November 5, 2007

loose cannon

a very irresponsible person who is likely to cause destruction

How did such a loose cannon get into a position of authority?

by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2008

on the rocks

1. in a ruined condition

2. poured over ice(usually said of alcoholic beverages)

The global economy may be on the rocks, but that does not seem to have stopped anyone from enjoying a scotch on the rocks.

by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2009