yoked

having well defined abdominal muscles

He may be yoked but he can't sing for nothin.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2009

now generation

People who want instant gratiifcation

Despite the fact that we have known what works best for a while, some people in the now generation are proving to be a very bad influence.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2010

bogon

the imaginary particle of which something false (bogus) is comprised

The airwaves are full of bogons tonight. (example of bogon)

by The Return of Light Joker August 22, 2011

mud duck

a very ugly person, regardless of race or gender

Man that guy was a mud duck.

by The Return of Light Joker May 08, 2008

nail Jell-O to a tree

to do something difficult or impossible, especially when there is no real point in doing so

To eat a spoon full of cinnamon by itself would amount to nailing Jell-O to a tree. (example of nail Jell-O to a tree)

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011

poser

someone who trys to act a particular way to be popular, feel good, etc, but ends up looking ignorant

You are obviously a poser.

by The Return of Light Joker December 06, 2007

DMZ

an area that is now peaceful but could become the sight of violence (from Demilitarized zone, the term form the area where a war was fought, used since the end of the Korean war. violence is often legally prohibited by an agreement in such frontiers or boundaries to promote peace and reduce the chance that the war could restart)

I was halfway through the DMZ when that weirdo showed up and asked for directions.

by The Return of Light Joker January 03, 2010