nice guy

a young man who is selfless, caring and rejects dominance and machismo

If he were a nice guy maybe she would listen.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2008

elephantitis

slang for the deforming disease known as elephantiasis(a good example of how a word related to health care can be misheard so easily)

He could have come back from his trip with elephantitis.

by The Return of Light Joker April 05, 2008

last-ditch

final and most heroic, desperate, last resort

In a last-ditch effort to end Holder's long-winded rant, I let loose a huge belch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2011

jump bail

To default on one's bail

I thought for sure she would jump bail.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2010

fly right

To be honest, dependable, etc.

If he would just fly right he would not get into situations like that in the first place.

by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2009

vitamin k

slang for ketamine, an anesthetic used as a recreational drug

He was in a stupor from vitamin k.

by The Return of Light Joker August 31, 2010

no-see-um

a small biting insect, especially a biting midge

You won't see a single no-see-um without a group.

by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2008