The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

Jack Mormon

1. A person who associates with The Latter Day saints but is not one of them

2. A Latter Day saint who does not practice or observer the customs and beliefs of The Latter Day Saints

He's the local Jack Mormon of the town.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 27, 2007

Catholic twins

siblings born within 12 months of each other

Most likely, those two are catholic twins.

by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2011

balloon

1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin

If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2011

in like flynn

accepted into a group or organization

After I complete The Exam I'm in like Flynn.

by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2009

4 real

for real, seroiously

He says that 4 real.

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2008

knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008

pint-sized

short or small, especially said of a person

This pint-sized nerd tried to offer me help with a phone I didn't have.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2011