dick

1. the penis

2. a despised person

3. a detective

The dick heard that some dick who was caught concealing a bag of drugs near his dick had the evidence for the murder.

by The Return of Light Joker March 08, 2008

nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010

vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2008

wally world

Wal-Mart, a large chain of hypermarkets

Wally world is apparently not a good roll model for treating retail employees well.

by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2011

haymaker

1. a very powerful punch

2. any powerful blow, literally or figuratively
(from the wide stroke of a scythe cutting hay)

He gave him the old haymaker when he got in his face.

by The Return of Light Joker April 21, 2008

Snake oil

any dubious or fraudulent remedy or cure (The route of the fraud the word is derived from resulted from a misunderstanding of a traditional Chinese joint and muscle painkiller derived from the skin of the Chinese water snake)

That snake oil is so obvious. When will people learn?

by The Return of Light Joker December 18, 2007

777

the Boeing 777 aircraft

A 777 passed us overhead.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2008